How do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer?
Do you know what happens when I get near a computer?
(Source: turnwaysgodhead)
How do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer?
Do you know what happens when I get near a computer?
(Source: turnwaysgodhead)
So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found.
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit. Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket” So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
(Source: digatisdi)